Tuesday, February 18, 2014

If "Breaking Bad" Was Set in Singapore

"I said Katong laksa."

1) Instead of cooking meth amphetamines, Walter White would be cooking pork dumplings.

2) Instead of using Pollos Hermanos as a front, the drug cartel would be using Din Tai Fung.

3) Instead of Albuquerque, New Mexico, the plot would unfold in Woodlands.

4) There would be way more taxis and construction work going on.

5) Instead of rehab, Jessie Pinkman would have gone on a farm stay in Perth.

6) You wouldn't need to deal drugs to break the law, carrying a durian on a bus would suffice.

7) Instead of a drug lord, crazy gun-wielding Tuco Salamanca would be a landlord. One refusing to return your deposit.

8) Most of what Jessie Pinkman says would be censored.

9) Instead of: "Yo!" Jessie would be saying: "Aiyoh!"


  1. Hilarious! I am a huge Breaking Bad fan.

  2. Hahaha! Loved the last one!! You have a fantastic sense of humour Jennifer!!

  3. HAHA! This is super hilarious! I am a Singaporean and also a Big Big fan of Breaking Bad!!!

    1. Thanks so much! Yes, I am a big fan as well.

  4. Haven't watched Breaking Bad but heard about it. Thumbs Up for Point 7. Although as a Singapore local who has been renting apartments (public & private) for years, I would add that the ugly behaviour of some owners is largely influenced by the parasitism of agents ;)