Monday, July 1, 2013

Sure Signs There Is a Hazardous Haze in Singapore

Singapore's Summer Collection

1) Beijing here: "Who's laughing now?"

2) Indonesia voted least popular neighbor.

3) Outside looks like the film set of Apocalypse Now.

4) No problem getting a taxi.

5) Haze is the most googled word.

6) Children are encouraged to stay indoors and play video games.

7) All picnic items are on sale.

8) PSI (Pollutant Standard Index) is followed more closely than the Nikkei index.

9) Somewhere in Sumatra, there is a farmer without internet saying: "I think we're getting away with this."


  1. It's funny now that the haze is gone!!

  2. Too funny and so true!

  3. This one has been one of your all time best blog posts yet, looking at your blog is one of the things thats makes me laugh any time any day!

  4. Hahaha! Like the first point (PM, are you listening?). My friend's young daughter told her the Haze was clever, knew to go away just before school re-opened!

  5. Best blog ever!