Sure Signs There Is a Hazardous Haze in Singapore

Singapore's Summer Collection

1) Beijing here: "Who's laughing now?"

2) Indonesia voted least popular neighbor.

3) Outside looks like the film set of Apocalypse Now.

4) No problem getting a taxi.

5) Haze is the most googled word.

6) Children are encouraged to stay indoors and play video games.

7) All picnic items are on sale.

8) PSI (Pollutant Standard Index) is followed more closely than the Nikkei index.

9) Somewhere in Sumatra, there is a farmer without internet saying: "I think we're getting away with this."