Thursday, April 14, 2011

Easy Like Sunday Morning...

Alexander: "Mommy, why don't you have any more children?"
What do you mean?
"I would really like another family member."
Oh really...Well, you know it wasn't easy for me to have you two, and it would be a baby, you know, you couldn't play with it or anything.
"I know, I remember the way Eliot was like a baby. She had those cute, chubby cheeks, I wanted to play with her. Party..."
Eliot: "Why doesn't Alexander want me anymore?"
Alexander: "No, I do."
What about you, Eliot, would you want another brother or sister?
"No, just Alexander."
Alexander (hugging Eliot): "Okay, Eliot, we can party today."
Whew, that was close. Another request for family enlargement resolved nicely.

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