"Do they have scones?" |
1) Lady Cora would be wearing Prada.
2) Matthew Crawley would be driving a Ferrari.
3) The air con bills would be outrageous.
4) The kitchen would have a nespresso machine.
5) Lady Edith would have her hair rebonded.
6) Anna and Mr. Bates would apply for an HDB flat.
7) There would be chili crab for dinner.
8) The maids would have handphones.
9) There would be no durian allowed upstairs.
10) Lord Grantham would like the favorable taxes.
Love it-keep them coming!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much!
DeleteVery funny and I'm a Downton Abbey super fan!
ReplyDeleteSo am I (obviously)!!
DeleteLove the idea of Lady Edith getting her hair rebonded!!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen it and I'm still laughing!
ReplyDeleteThis may be the best one yet-I am a huge Downton Abbey fan though so I am biased!
ReplyDeleteThanks-too kind! I'm a big fan as well!
DeleteHilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThey would have converted the ballroom into a shopping mall
ReplyDeleteGood one, Ellen!
DeleteSo funny-love the way you write!!
ReplyDeleteThey have scones...it's the clotted cream you won't find!!
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