Lesson #1: Make life easy for yourself.
Choose a title that makes the question: "What's the book about?" redundant.
Window front at Booksactually? Not too shabby... |
Lesson #2: If you're serving macarons at the book launch, remember to also serve water. Otherwise, the first question from the audience will be from your daughter:
"Can I have some water, Mom?"
Lesson #3: Get your hair done. There's always somebody with a camera.
Lesson #4: Expect the kids to want theirs done as well.
Lesson #5: At speaking events, make sure there are chairs.
People like what you say much better
when sitting down.
Lesson #4: Expect the kids to want theirs done as well.
Lesson #5: At speaking events, make sure there are chairs.
People like what you say much better
when sitting down.
Lesson #6: If close family members ask difficult questions: "When is this book going to make money?" Keep your cool. Revenge is best served cold...at a company dinner, for example.
Lesson #7: Pick somebody to introduce you at events who knows more about the book than you do. That really raises the bar.
Thank you, Veronica Manson! |
Lesson #8: Have family (and visiting cousins) pose nonchalantly with your book.
Consider serving protein at breakfast to improve their stamina.
Lesson #9: Nobody gets a free ride.
Lesson #10: Have fun. Because, let's face it, when is this going to happen again?
Consider serving protein at breakfast to improve their stamina.
Lesson #10: Have fun. Because, let's face it, when is this going to happen again?
Time for that durian pastry, Melvin Neo! |
Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteLove this post!! Just ordered my copy-can't wait to read it!
ReplyDeleteGood one!!
ReplyDeleteGreat photos-what's the book about? Just kidding!
ReplyDelete#9 is my favorite….hummmm, wonder why?! okay, they were all pretty ridiculously funny~
ReplyDeleteLesson #9's my favourite! Had me in stitches!
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