Saturday, November 19, 2011

Poker Face

Eliot: "I'm NOT shellfish."
(Don't you mean selfish?)

"You only care about the big people, like Alexander."
(Technically, Alexander isn't that big.)

"I know I'm a really good reader, but why can't I read books?"
(Hmmm, tricky question.)

"This boy in my class is sooo mean. He always says no to things. Like when I ask him to marry me."
(That is pretty rude. I should probably talk to his mother.)


  1. Never laugh no matter what they say...that's my mantra, too.
    Keep writing!

  2. Awww, kids say the funniest things.