Poker Face

Eliot: "I'm NOT shellfish."

(Don't you mean selfish?)

"You only care about the big people, like Alexander."

(Technically, Alexander isn't that big.)

"I know I'm a really good reader, but why can't I read books?"

(Hmmm, tricky question.)

"This boy in my class is sooo mean. He always says no to things. Like when I ask him to marry me."

(That is pretty rude. I should probably talk to his mother.)